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Meet Hipposerve’s Two New Witches: Morgana La Fay & Hermione Granger!

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At Hipposerve, we believe in a little bit of magic when it comes to web hosting. That’s why all our servers are named after famous witches and wizards from popular fiction.

Monday, 10th February, 2025

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From Gandalf the White, who watches over the Hipposerve website, to the Weasley family nameservers that keep DNS running smoothly, each server plays a vital role in our infrastructure.

And now, we’re welcoming two powerful new witches to the Hipposerve family: Morgana La Fay and Hermione Granger! These formidable ladies are bringing their talents to strengthen our hosting magic, ensuring our customers enjoy even faster, more reliable, and more secure web hosting services.

Morgana La Fay – The Applications Sorceress 🧙‍♀️

Morgana La Fay is stepping into the role of an additional application server, handling powerful new client applications with ease. With her dark and mysterious aura, she’s all about performance and efficiency. Whether it’s managing complex databases, processing API requests, or running advanced web applications, Morgana ensures everything runs like clockwork. She’s here to weave her spell over our infrastructure, optimizing performance, so our clients can focus on growing their businesses.

Hermione Granger – The Hosting Powerhouse 📚

Meanwhile, Hermione Granger joins the ranks of Sirius Black and Luna Lovegood in our fleet of shared hosting servers. If you know anything about Hermione, you know she’s the hardest worker in the room – and that’s exactly the kind of power and dedication she’s bringing to our hosting platform!

Our shared hosting servers are the workhorses of Hipposerve, providing robust, secure, and lightning-fast hosting for businesses, bloggers, and creatives alike. With Hermione’s spellbinding efficiency, customers can expect even better performance, reliability, and security – all while running on 100% renewable energy for guilt-free web hosting!

Growing with Hipposerve – The Magic Behind the Web Hosting Expansion ✨

Two whimsical hippos dressed as witches standing in front of futuristic web servers. One hippo casts a spell with a glowing wand, while the other holds a clipboard. Floating magical symbols and books labeled ‘Web Hosting Spells’ add a tech-fantasy feel, representing HippoServe’s powerful and secure hosting infrastructure.

Morgana La Fay and Hermione Granger join HippoServe’s magical hosting team, bringing spellbinding speed, security, and sustainability to our ever-expanding infrastructure!

Hipposerve is constantly growing and evolving to meet the needs of our customers. Why does this matter? Because filling servers to capacity can lead to sluggish performance, slow website speeds, and even potential downtime. To maintain the best experience for our clients, we ensure that each server has breathing room, preventing overloading and maintaining optimal performance.

But what does this mean in technical terms? A server is essentially a powerful computer that stores websites and applications, allowing users to access them via the internet. Shared hosting servers, like Hermione Granger, host multiple websites on a single machine, balancing resources efficiently. Application servers, like Morgana La Fay, are dedicated to running software and handling complex backend operations, ensuring applications run smoothly.

By expanding our infrastructure and introducing new servers, we keep performance high and reduce the risk of bottlenecks. Whether you’re running a small personal blog or a large business site, Hipposerve ensures that your hosting environment is fast, secure, and scalable.

Investing in the Future – Financial and Security Commitments 💰🔒

Expanding our infrastructure is not just about adding new servers – it’s a significant financial investment in cutting-edge technology, ensuring our customers receive the best possible hosting experience. We are committed to reinvesting in our infrastructure to maintain high-performance servers that support businesses of all sizes.

But with great power comes great responsibility, and that’s why security is a top priority at Hipposerve. Every server, including Morgana and Hermione, is equipped with advanced security protocols, firewalls, and DDoS protection to safeguard our clients’ websites from cyber threats. Our dedicated security team continuously monitors and updates our systems to stay ahead of emerging risks, ensuring your data remains protected.

With this ongoing investment, we are not only growing but also ensuring that our customers benefit from a secure, stable, and future-proof hosting environment.

Hipposerve Facts – A Little Magic Behind the Scenes ✨

🔮 Every server has a wizarding name – from Gandalf to the Weasleys, each server plays a vital role in our infrastructure.

🌱 100% Renewable Energy – All our servers, including Morgana and Hermione, are powered by green energy. So, you can rest easy knowing your website is running sustainably!

Fast, Reliable Web Hosting – Our infrastructure is continuously expanding and evolving, ensuring our customers always have access to cutting-edge technology.

💰 Financial Investment in Growth – We invest heavily in our infrastructure, ensuring continued improvements and future-ready hosting.

🔒 Security First Approach – Advanced security measures, firewalls, and DDoS protection keep our customers safe from online threats.

❤️ Exclusive Valentine’s Sale! – To celebrate our growing infrastructure, we’re offering an exclusive Valentine’s Sale! Get amazing discounts on hosting plans, domain registrations, and more. Because nothing says “I love you” like a fast, secure, and eco-friendly website!

So, whether you’re hosting a brand-new website or running powerful applications, Morgana La Fay and Hermione Granger are here to make the magic happen. Join the HippoServe family today and experience the best in hosting, powered by legendary witches and wizards!

Check out our Valentine’s Sale now! ❤️

Welcome to Our World!

With over two decades of experience under our belts, each of us at Hipposerve brings a rich blend of expertise, whether it’s in technical know-how, stellar support, or savvy sales. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly in hosting services, and that’s exactly why customer happiness tops our list. We started Hipposerve with a simple goal: to make hosting hassle-free so you can focus on promoting your business or brand.

Why Choose Us?

We’re not just about unbeatable prices and top-notch service. When you join our family, you get to enjoy a bundle of Hippo Perks:

 

  1. Great offers on all our Domain TLD’s and even free on select hosting plans.
  2. Complimentary hosting for registered UK Charities – we love giving back!
  3. Hassle-free website migration, because moving to a new provider shouldn’t be a headache.
  4. Up to 50% off our hosting prices for web designers and developers.

Easy Ordering

Getting started is a breeze. Our fully automated online process means you can sign up for a hosting package in just a few clicks. But hey, we’re all ears if you’d rather chat about options or have any questions. Just drop us a message at our support desk, and we’ll be right with you!

Just a quick note for our readers: The articles you find in our blog are a collection from Hipposerve’s past. Keep in mind that some of these posts might talk about products we no longer offer, or mention old prices and deals that have since changed. For the most up-to-date information on what’s available, including current prices and offers, please check out our main website pages. Oh, and just so you know, we can’t honour any prices or offers mentioned in our older blog posts. Thanks for reading!

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Harry Hippo

Meet Harry Hippo, the charismatic and slightly unconventional Admin at Hipposerve! Known for his love of the lush and muddy swamps, Harry is a proud vegetarian, favoring the simplicity and freshness of grass — it's his idea of haute cuisine. But don't let his calm, herbivorous lifestyle fool you; Harry is as passionate about swimming as he is about server uptime. With a splash and a dash, he glides through waters (and web hosting issues) with equal grace. Whether he's troubleshooting in the digital world or doing the backstroke in his favorite swamp, Harry brings a unique blend of charm, expertise, and a bit of hippo humor to everything he does. So, if you find your website in deep water, just remember: Harry Hippo is the one to pull you ashore!